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American People Hire High-Powered Lobbyist To Push Interests In Congress
Source: www.theonion.com
WASHINGTON—Citing a desire to gain influence in Washington, the American people confirmed Friday that they have hired high-powered D.C. lobbyist Jack Weldon of the firm Patton Boggs to help advance their agenda in Congress.
don’t forget to hire a good lobbyist tomorrow. Washington outsiders are always a good choice.